EVEN MORE =
SIGNS YOU ARE GROWING OLD
You find it is =
easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
You recognize =
that some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the =
hydrant.
You wish the =
buck really stopped here, since you sure could use a =
few.
You find it’s =
hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been =
anywhere.
You realize =
that the only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in =
the bathroom.
You are =
finally holding all the cards, but everyone decides to play =
chess.
You find it’s =
not hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.
You know that =
the only difference between a rut and a grave is the =
depth.
You have more =
houseplants but can’t smoke any of them.
You hear your =
favorite song in an elevator or shopping for =
groceries.
Bonus: Your TV =
automatically comes on to the Weather Channel.
(Note: I may =
come up with another set in a couple months as this is an ever-present =
subject in my retirement years)
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"