TEN MORE SIGNS =
YOU ARE GROWING OLD
You know all =
the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
You are a =
"17" around the neck, a "46" around the waist and a =
"112" around the golf course.
You find =
yourself giving good advice instead of setting a bad =
example.
The candles =
cost more than the cake.
The =
gray-haired man you help across the street is your =
husband.
In the morning =
you hear ‘snap, crackle, pop’, and it isn’t your breakfast =
cereal.
Your children =
are beginning to look middle-aged.
You give your =
grandkids a nickel for an ice cream cone, and they look at you =
funny.
A dripping =
faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You stop =
buying natural foods because you need all the preservatives you can =
get.
Bonus: Your =
car insurance goes down and your car payments go =
up.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"