[August is the =
last chance for road trips and vacations with the kids. Want to =
entertain them with age-appropriate . . . and lame . . . jokes? =
Try some of these before the school bell rings.]
Q: What do you =
get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming =
trunks
Q: Why =
don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because =
they’re shellfish
Q: =
What’s the best kind of candy to get at the =
airport?
A: Plane =
chocolate
Q: Why =
can’t basketball players go on vacation?
A: They would =
get called for traveling
Q: Which =
letter of the alphabet is the coolest?
A: Iced =
“T”
Q: Why are =
fish never good tennis players?
A: Because =
they never get close to the net
Q: =
What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
A: A mouse on =
vacation
Q: Where do =
sheep go on vacation?
A: To the =
baa-hamas
Q: How can you =
know that the ocean is friendly?
A: It =
waves
Q: Why did the =
robot go on summer vacation?
A: To recharge =
his batteries
Q: Why do fish =
swim in saltwater?
A: Because =
pepper water would make them sneeze
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!