Mary R wrote, =
“I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need =
everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later, and if =
it’s a success, I will be totally out of debt. I’m so =
excited I can barely put on my ski mask.”
Jessi M =
related, “Pray for my husband who very tragically got me nothing =
for our anniversary when I specifically told him I wanted nothing for =
our anniversary.”
Micah L =
lamented, “I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns =
out it was the refrigerator.”
Scott C =
reminded, “You know me, if I ever win the lottery, rest assured =
nobody around me will be poor. I mean that. I will move to a rich =
neighborhood.”
Sherri N-R =
chided, “If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets =
for dinner, you are a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you =
are – find the time to microwave =
them.”
Richard G =
advised, “Don’t let anyone tell you you’re getting old – squash =
their toes with your rocker.”
Janet S has a =
t-shirt that says, “Elect a clown, expect a =
circus.”
Ken A worried, =
“If I woke up and nothing hurt, I’d think I was =
dead.”
Ken M =
admitted, “If you were wondering about my culinary skills, I’ve =
been asked to bring paper towels to our family =
gatherings.”
Ken H =
confessed, “I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,523 =
days in a row.”
Ken B said, A motorcyclist who identified =
as bicyclist set the world cycling record in the Tour de =
France.”
Bob deduced, =
“I may have too many FB friends named =
Ken.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"