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08/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (August)

08/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (August)

[Clever =
wordplay from Tom Swifty, version =
“H”]

 

"Boy, =
that’s an ugly hippopotamus!" said Tom =
hypocritically.

 

"Quick, =
start a fire!" bellowed Tom heatedly.

 

"These =
boxing gloves must weigh 4 pounds each," said Tom heavy-handedly. =

 

"The =
doctors had to remove a bone from my arm," said Tom =
humorlessly.

 

"I want a =
pony!" said Tom a little hoarsely.

 

"I’ll =
have a glass of that cider," said Tom, hard-pressed. (too close to =
pass up in puns)

 

"OK, =
here’s your portion," said the cannibal =
half-heartedly.

 

"I just =
ate that Eskimo’s dog," barked Tom huskily.

 

“I just =
can’t march any further,” cried the soldier =
haltingly.

 

"It’s the =
servants’ night off," said Tom helplessly.

 

“You =
only dealt me diamonds, clubs, and spades,” complained Tom =
heartlessly.

 

"I cut =
off the bottoms of my Levi’s so they wouldn’t drag in the =
mud," said Tom hygienically.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"