[After a =
horrible flight commuting to Wyoming from teaching college a couple =
states away back on November 3rd, 1999, we summarized rules =
for those flying]
"TEN RULES OF LIFE FOR FREQUENT =
FLIERS" –
1. No =
flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the =
delay to make the flight.
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2. If =
you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate =
within the terminal.
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3. If =
you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be =
delayed.
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4. =
Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the =
world.
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5. If =
you must do work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon =
as you touch pen to paper. Or start to drink your =
coffee.
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6. If =
you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on =
the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just =
find the two largest passengers.
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7. Only =
passengers seated in window seats ever get up to go to the =
lavatory.
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8. The =
crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to =
you.
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9. The =
less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on =
luggage passengers will bring aboard.
10. You may =
make it safely to Minnesota in November, but your luggage is enjoying a =
sun-filled week in Hawaii.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"