[This is from =
the January 26, 1997, grif net blog, giving the “Top Ten List of =
Ways to Give your Pastor a Heart Attack. Think they still have the =
desired effect today]
10. Nothing =
inspires me and strengthens my commitment to the church like the Annual =
Business Meeting.
9. I was so =
enthralled with your sermon, I didn’t even notice it went 20 minutes =
overtime.
8. Personally, =
I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
7. Pastor, =
I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to spend on the =
Home Shopping Network and TV evangelists.
6. I volunteer =
to be the permanent Sunday School teacher for the junior high class. =
When can I start?
5. The last =
Bible Class you held was great! When does the next one =
start?
4. I love it =
when we sing hymns we’ve never sung before!
3. Since we’re =
all here early, let’s start the worship service =
now!
2. Pastor, we =
want to send you to that Bible seminar they’re holding in the Bahamas. =
Pack your bags!
1. Hey, it’s =
my turn to sit in the front pew!!
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"