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07/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (July)

07/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (July)

[We are up to =
the “G” adverbs in our hopeless search for any redeeming =
value in Tom Swifty puns]

 

"For the =
meal we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful," =
said Tom gracefully.

 

"That =
young crawling insect is female," said Tom =
gallantly.

 

“I’ll =
try to dig up a couple of friends," said Tom =
gravely.

 

"Oh, this =
house of sweets tastes good!" said Hansel and Gretel =
gingerly

 

"I don’t =
have to stand upright to play piano," said Tom =
grandly.

 

“You =
know I am really one of the seven dwarfs!" he said =
grumpily.

 

"Let’s =
invite Greg and Gary," said Tom =
gregariously.

 

"It’s =
just gold leaf," said Tom guiltily.

 

"Where’s =
the cheese?" asked Tom gratingly.

 

"I =
collect fairy tales," said Tom grimly.

 

“I’=
m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom =
gruesomely.


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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"