Larry P =
admitted, "I like cats. I just can’t eat a whole one by =
myself anymore."
Teresa G realized, “I have no reason =
to feel lonely. There is always a pile of laundry waiting for me =
at home.”
Ken H related, =
“A friend fell and was knocked out at the airport baggage =
carousel. Thankfully he came around =
slowly.”
Mary C said, =
“I asked the librarian where books on oil, grease and other =
lubricants were. She suggested I look in the non-friction =
area.”
Phil Y stated, =
“I joined a gym January 1st and now it’s June and =
NO PROGRESS. I’m heading there in person tomorrow to find =
out what’s going on.”
Lee M boasted, =
“At my age I’m good at multitasking. I can listen, =
ignore, and forget all at once.”
Mel M shared, =
“I just finished converting my van to electric. I swapped the =
diesel engine for the motor from a tumble dryer. it wouldn’t start at =
first, then I realized I hadn’t shut the door properly. Then I took it =
for a spin.”
Laura R =
recalled, “Got up at 5 a.m. and ran 10 miles. Back at home I made =
a fruit/vegetable smoothie for breakfast. Then off to work an hour =
early. Don’t remember any more of the dream past =
then.”
Gene L =
lamented, “I like that 60 may be the new 40 but hate that the $100 =
is the new $20.”
Eric H sang, =
“Eugene Levy and his wife invited me to a non-alcoholic =
party. Drove my Chevy to the Levys, but the Levys were =
dry.”
Monique C =
prayed, “Oh Lord, stretch my gas the way You did with the two fish =
and five loaves of bread!”
Ken F =
whispered, “I bought a book called “How to Survive Falling =
Down the Stairs”. I hope it is a step-by-step =
guide.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"