[Asked my kids =
if “I” always said these things. They said I scored =
100%. Not sure if that is a good thing.]
GUESS =
IT’S FREE THEN
(when cashier can’t find the price of an =
item)
LOOKS LIKE =
WE’LL HAVE TO AMPUTATE
(when kid is crying over a minor =
scrape)
LET’S =
ROCK AND ROLL
(when it’s time to =
leave)
DID YOU FALL =
IN?
(when a kid spent too long in the =
bathroom)
NO, YOUR OTHER =
RIGHT
(when someone mistakes left for right)
WHAT’S =
THE DAMAGE?
(before looking at a bill)
CAN YOU DO =
MINE NEXT?
(when seeing a neighbor washing his =
car)
I WAS JUST =
RESTING MY EYES
(after falling asleep on the =
couch)
GUESS THEY LET =
ANYONE IN HERE
(when seeing a friend in a public =
place)
HAVE A NICE =
TRIP LAST FALL?
(after someone stumbles)
PEOPLE =
DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN THIS TOWN
(when driving thru every =
town)
WE NEEDED THIS =
RAIN
(every time it rains)
I’M NOT =
PAYING TO HEAT THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
(when the door is left =
open)
FOUND IT =
(when pointing the stud detector at his own =
chest)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"