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06/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (June)

06/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (June)

[June 1st it =
time for monthly punthly Tom Swifty jokes, all graded “F” =
for adverbs of that letter]

 

"I failed =
my electrocardiogram," said Tom faint-heartedly. =

 

"When do =
I turn over the pancakes?" asked Tom =
flippantly.

 

"I’m =
trying to get some air circulating up here just beneath the roof," =
said Tom fanatically.

 

"This =
must be Nebraska," Tom stated flatly.

 

"I just =
ate three apples!" said Tom fruitfully.

 

"You =
shouldn’t tackle an opponent out of bounds!" cried the =
Referee flagrantly.

 

"The last =
of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse is on his way," said Tom, =
forthcoming.

 

"I do NOT =
have a multiple personality disorder," said Tom, trying to be =
frank.

 

"I can’t =
play the guitar because my fingers are too big," said Tom =
fretfully

 

"I’ll go =
get the stick," said Tom fetchingly.

 

"I don’t =
like steamrollers!" said Tom flatly.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"