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05/24/22 Grif.Net – Answers for Students

05/24/22 Grif.Net – Answers for Students

[Teaching =
college had students asking many questions, most unrelated to the =
classroom.  Here are some of my favorites]

 

Q. Dr Bob, why =
are there pyramids in Egypt?

A. They were =
too heavy to steal and take to a British museum

 

Q. Dr Bob, =
what rhymes with orange?

A. No, it =
doesn’t.

 

Q. Dr Bob, in =
astronomy class you mentioned E.T.  What is E.T. short for? =

A. He’s =
got little legs.

 

Q. Dr Bob, why =
do you squat down, tuck your knees into your chest, and lean forward =
when you exercise?
A. That’s just how I =
roll.

 

Q. Dr Bob, why =
does a slice of Key Lime Pie cost $3 in Key West, $2.50 in Puerto Rico, =
and $3.50 in Grand Cayman?

A. Those are =
the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

Q. Dr Bob, =
what can we do to get rid of dead batteries?

A. Just give =
them away free of charge.

 

Q. Dr Bob, =
what’s the best thing about Switzerland?

A. Well, its =
flag is a big plus.

 

Q. Dr Bob, =
everyone talks of differences between apples and oranges. What do they =
have in common?

A. Neither =
apples nor oranges can drive.

 

Q. Dr Bob, are =
any insects intelligent?

A. The =
smartest is the spelling bee.

 

Q. Dr Bob, =
what book did you read in school that caused you to =
cry?

A. Algebra =
1

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"