[Teaching =
college had students asking many questions, most unrelated to the =
classroom. Here are some of my favorites]
Q. Dr Bob, why =
are there pyramids in Egypt?
A. They were =
too heavy to steal and take to a British museum
Q. Dr Bob, =
what rhymes with orange?
A. No, it =
doesn’t.
Q. Dr Bob, in =
astronomy class you mentioned E.T. What is E.T. short for? =
A. He’s =
got little legs.
Q. Dr Bob, why =
do you squat down, tuck your knees into your chest, and lean forward =
when you exercise?
A. That’s just how I =
roll.
Q. Dr Bob, why =
does a slice of Key Lime Pie cost $3 in Key West, $2.50 in Puerto Rico, =
and $3.50 in Grand Cayman?
A. Those are =
the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q. Dr Bob, =
what can we do to get rid of dead batteries?
A. Just give =
them away free of charge.
Q. Dr Bob, =
what’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A. Well, its =
flag is a big plus.
Q. Dr Bob, =
everyone talks of differences between apples and oranges. What do they =
have in common?
A. Neither =
apples nor oranges can drive.
Q. Dr Bob, are =
any insects intelligent?
A. The =
smartest is the spelling bee.
Q. Dr Bob, =
what book did you read in school that caused you to =
cry?
A. Algebra =
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"