[FB=
told me this was the most shared grif net blog post from five years =
ago. Made me smile again today.]
Our teacher asked what my =
favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She=
said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone =
else laughed.
My =
parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my =
favorite animal.
I =
told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member =
of PETA. He said they love animals …….very much.
I =
do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me =
to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, =
too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The=
next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal =
was.
I =
told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because =
you could make them into fried chicken.
She=
sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed and told me not to =
do it again. I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but =
my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Tod=
ay, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired =
most.
I =
told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now . . . =
.
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Knows Me, This I =
Love!"