[I always =
enjoy flight attendants and pilots who have ‘fun’ with =
announcements.]
After take-off from Orange County the =
power was reduced which made the engines quieter. The flight attendant =
then said “Shhhh, we’re flying over rich =
people.”
After a heavy =
landing, the pilot announced, “As you may already know, we have =
hit our destination.”
“In the =
event of a drop in cabin pressure please put on your own oxygen mask =
first and then assist your child. If you don’t want to assist the =
child, it’s okay, we will not judge =
you.”
“As we =
taxi out, we’d like those passengers sat on the right side of the =
aircraft to press their faces against the window. We’d like to =
remind those other airlines what a full plane looks =
like.”
“Today=
217;s flight should take about 3 hours, but luckily I know a shortcut so =
we might be a little early.”
As the plane =
is taxiing to the gate the pilot announces, “We are currently =
recruiting people to clean the aircraft. If you wish to volunteer, then =
please stand before we have come to a =
stop.”
“Please =
remain seated until the plane is parked at the gate. At no time in =
history has a passenger beaten a plane to the gate. So please =
don’t even try.”
On an early =
morning flight: “I noticed a few ladies who forgot to put on their =
makeup this morning. I’ll be dimming the lights for =
everyone’s convenience.”
“Our =
flight attendants will be coming down the aisle to collect any trash, =
along with any chocolates or jewelry. Unfortunately, they =
don’t accept husbands or wives.”
“Even =
though the small bag may not inflate you are receiving lots of gin. =
Oxygen, that is.”
“For =
those of you traveling with your children – why? And for those of =
you that are traveling with two of your children, what in the world were =
you thinking?”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"