[I got a lot =
of groans from yesterday’s pun, so had to try to outdo the word =
play today. Remember, you didn’t ask for it.]
To =
measure puns properly, you must use a sighsmograph. =
I saw a guy in =
a store without a mask. Then I saw him shoplifting, so I said, =
“You should be ashamed of yourself. That’s bare-faced =
robbery.”
Am I the only =
one who feels sorry for jelly fish that there is no peanut butter =
fish?
If you wear =
glasses and have been required to wear a mask during the COVID pandemic, =
you may be entitled to condensation.
Remember, =
Genghis Khan establish his vast kingdom simply by taking one steppe at a =
time.
Imagine if =
America changed from pounds to kilograms overnight? There would be mass =
confusion.
100 years ago, =
everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a =
car and only the rich own horses. Obviously, the stables have =
turned.
I told the =
grandkids God put the nose in the middle of the face because it’s =
the scenter.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"