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04/07/22 Grif.Net – If Coffee Jokes Are Your Cup of Tea (part 4)

04/07/22 Grif.Net – If Coffee Jokes Are Your Cup of Tea (part 4)

What are coffee shops in Russia =
called?

Tsarbucks.

 

There is a time and a place for =
decaf coffee.

Never, and in the =
trash.

 

What do you call it when cafe =
customers joke about their coffee?

A brewhaha.

 

Don’t ever let anyone tell =
you fairy tales aren’t real.

I wake up every morning to drink a =
potion made from magic beans that brings me back to life.

 

How do you discipline a coffee =
bean?

You ground it.

 

Why don’t snakes drink =
coffee?

Because it makes them =
viperactive.

 

Drink coffee.

Do stupid things faster with more =
energy.

 

I’m about to have a =
dangerous cup of coffee.

Safe tea first, =
though.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"