I visited a coffee shop where the =
Wi-Fi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating =
conversation with the cashier.
What’s it called when you =
steal someone’s coffee?
Mugging.
A man at a restaurant was annoyed =
that the waiter hadn’t brought a spoon for his coffee, so at the =
top of his voice, and so the other patrons could hear, he states =
“This coffee is going to be pretty hot to stir with my =
fingers”.
The waiter hearing this made a =
hasty retreat to the kitchen and returned promptly to the =
table.
“Here you are, sir,” =
offering me another cup of coffee. “This coffee is not nearly as =
hot.”
What kind of coffee was served on =
the Titanic?
Sanka.
Why did the kangaroo stop drinking =
coffee?
It made him too jumpy.
My sister made me some coffee =
today.
I said to her, “You make a =
mean cup of coffee, sis.”
She said, “So, it was =
good?”
I replied, “I just said, it =
was average.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"