[Many (2 =
exactly) liked the Q&A for kids and the beach. That demands =
MORE great humor, but you will have to settle for mine =
instead.]
What’s the first card game played at the =
beach?
Go =
Fish.
Why =
don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they =
can’t catch it.
Where do crabs =
and lobsters catch their trains?
Grand Central =
Crustacean.
What kind of =
sandwiches can you make at the beach?
Peanut butter =
and jellyfish sandwiches.
Why do even =
robots go on a beach vacation?
To recharge =
its batteries.
Do fish go on =
vacation?
No, because =
they’re always in school.
Why do fish =
like to eat worms?
I think they =
get hooked on them.
Why are fish =
never good tennis player?
Because they =
never get close to the net.
Where do =
sharks go on vacation?
Fin =
Land.
What did the =
pig say while laying out at the beach?
I’m =
bacon.
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Knows Me, This I =
Love!"