[Tired of =
Spring just peeking around, but not really showing up? Wishing =
Summer would get here and the open water call? Smile a bit with =
lame Q&A for kids]
What did the ocean say to the =
beach?
Nothing. =
It just waved.
What did the =
beach say to the ocean?
Long tide, no =
sea.
What’s =
the best day of the week to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
Why do bananas =
use sunscreen?
Because they =
peel.
What is a =
cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of =
fortune.
What do you =
say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Shore!
Can you SEA =
what I did there?
I’m =
SHORE you did.
What did the =
family do when they arrived at the summer breach =
resort?
They =
shell-abrated.
Why is the =
beach friendly?
Because it =
waves.
What does =
Cinderella wear at the beach?
Glass =
flippers.
Who cleans =
trash from the bottom of the ocean?
A =
mer-maid.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"