Millennials – the =
smoothie-drinking generation that grew up with smartphones, tablets, and =
never learning how many genders exist out there – deserve the =
Boomers’ scorn at the man-bun wearing, Instagram-posting, =
avocado-eating generation. We Boomers believe the generation using =
selfie-sticks need to take a ‘long’ look at =
themselves.
**Did you hear there is a =
Millennial version of monopoly? You simply just travel around the =
board paying rent and are never able to buy =
anything.
**T=
he best way to measure a Millennial is in =
Instagram’s.
**Investment =
diversification for Millennial’s means having funds in your PayPal, =
Venmo and CashApp accounts.
**The greatest thing about =
entering a competition when you are a Millennial is that you will always =
receive a ribbon for precipitation.
**When a Millennial snowflake was told he had to come =
to work 30 minutes early, he had a melt-down.
**A=
comparison of generations:
Boomers: When life hands you =
lemons, you make lemonade.
Generation X: When life hands you =
lemons, create a business to market lemon juice as a healthy, low carb, =
low sugar variation to lemonade. Make millions.
Millennials: lol, as if anyone =
would just "hand me" some lemons.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"