How do I know =
today is my 74th birthday? Even without a calendar, I =
know, because . . .
…Everything =
that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t =
work.
…I feel like =
the morning after, and I haven’t been anywhere.
…My little =
black book only contains names ending in M.D.
…My children =
are beginning to look middle-aged.
…My mind =
makes contracts my body can’t keep.
…I look =
forward to a dull evening.
…My knees =
buckle, and my belt won’t.
…My back =
goes out more than I do.
…I sink my =
teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
And the =
worst?
…I finally =
know all the answers, but nobody asks me the =
questions!
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"