WASHINGTON, (UPSI) — In a deal that resonated in homes =
across the country, Cats announced today that it had completed an =
extremely hostile takeover of Dogs.
The new company, which Cats said will be called OnePet, =
will supplant the recently created Fishbirdgroup as the world’s largest =
supplier of home companion services.
No comments have been offered by Rodent-R-Us, a consortium =
of lesser players (mice, hamsters, gerbils, and the ever-growing Guinea =
Pig sectors) on their role in opposition of OnePet.
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