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03/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (March)

03/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (March)

[First of the =
month Tom Swifty puns, again.  Just about =
c-level]

 

"I know =
where to play golf," said Tom coarsely.

 

“The =
prisoner is here and we’re ready to switch on the electric =
chair,” said Tom conceitedly. *

 

"Rowing =
so much hurts my hands," said Tom =
callously.

 

"How do =
you start a Model-T Ford without a battery?" asked Tom =
crankily.

 

"Zoos are =
a necessary evil, I think," said Tom =
cagily.

 

“I’=
m traveling to find my family roots in Scotland,” said Tom =
clandestinely. *

 

"Now =
that’s sloppy embroidery," Tom needled =
cruelly.

 

"This has =
been a grave undertaking," said Tom =
cryptically.

 

"I wonder =
why uranium is fluorescent," said Marie =
curiously.

 

"I came, =
I saw," Tom concurred. (not really a Tom Swifty but really =
clever)

 

"I feel =
like a Chinese laborer," said Tom coolly.

 

"I =
manufacture those tabletops that separate store clerks from their =
customers," said Tom counterproductively. *

 

"I had to =
find out who stole my murder mystery board game," said Tom =
cluelessly.

 

[Swifties =
marked with a (*) indicate the reward for reading the simple =
ones]

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

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Knows Me, This I Love!"