[First of the =
month Tom Swifty puns, again. Just about =
c-level]
"I know =
where to play golf," said Tom coarsely.
“The =
prisoner is here and we’re ready to switch on the electric =
chair,” said Tom conceitedly. *
"Rowing =
so much hurts my hands," said Tom =
callously.
"How do =
you start a Model-T Ford without a battery?" asked Tom =
crankily.
"Zoos are =
a necessary evil, I think," said Tom =
cagily.
“I’=
m traveling to find my family roots in Scotland,” said Tom =
clandestinely. *
"Now =
that’s sloppy embroidery," Tom needled =
cruelly.
"This has =
been a grave undertaking," said Tom =
cryptically.
"I wonder =
why uranium is fluorescent," said Marie =
curiously.
"I came, =
I saw," Tom concurred. (not really a Tom Swifty but really =
clever)
"I feel =
like a Chinese laborer," said Tom coolly.
"I =
manufacture those tabletops that separate store clerks from their =
customers," said Tom counterproductively. *
"I had to =
find out who stole my murder mystery board game," said Tom =
cluelessly.
[Swifties =
marked with a (*) indicate the reward for reading the simple =
ones]
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"