[Ma=
ny are upset with returning to face-to-face employment and need excuses =
to continue to stay home. I can personally attest that many of =
these excuses may work.]
I =
am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food =
Giant.
The=
dog ate my car keys. We’re going to hitchhike to the vet.
I&#=
8217;ve given up work for Lent and will return April =
18th.
If =
it is all the same to you, I won’t be coming in to work. The voices told =
me to clean all the guns today.
Whe=
n I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I =
can’t leave my bathroom, but I feel good about it.
I =
can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, =
who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
I =
prefer to remain an enigma.
I =
can’t come to work today because the EPA has determined that my house is =
surrounded by wetlands, and I have to arrange for helicopter =
transportation.
I =
am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"