How come =
people pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
Just spell =
=E2=80=9CEvian=E2=80=9D backwards.
How do you =
keep Canadian bacon from curling in your =
skillet?
Take away =
their little brooms.
How many =
optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1 or 2? 1 or =
2?
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How can you =
tell if a lead singer is at your front door?
He is not sure =
where to come in and he is unable to find the =
key.
How come the =
rec center put dartboards on the wall?
If they put =
them on the ceiling, all the players would throw =
up.
How many =
apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
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How come =
novice pirates make terrible singers?
They haven=E2=80=99t hit the =
high seas yet.
How can you =
find which bank employee is also an overweight psychic? =
Look for a =
four-chin teller.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"