[Looking for the right words to =
express your Valentine sentiment? Might want to look =
further.]
George =
Burns
Love is a lot like a backache: =
it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s =
there.
Charles =
M. Schulz
All you need is love. But a =
little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Lucille =
Ball
It wasn’t love at first sight. =
It took a full five minutes.
James =
Garner
Marriage is a lot like the =
army. Everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number =
that re-enlists.
Cher
The =
trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing =
– and then marry him.
Jacques =
Torres
My phone battery lasts longer =
than most of my relationships nowadays.
Hussein =
Nishah
You can’t put a price tag on =
love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on =
sale.
Henny =
Youngman
You can’t buy love, but you can =
pay heavily for it.
Jim =
Gaffigan
Without Valentine’s Day, =
February would be … well, January.
Rita =
Rudner
I love being married. It’s so =
great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your =
life.
Phyllis =
Schlafly
Marriage is like pantyhose. It =
all depends on what you put into it.
Jean =
Illsley Clarke
I love you no matter what you =
do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Richard =
Jeni
Honesty is the key to a =
relationship. If you can fake that, you’re =
in.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"