I am always =
late for work.
But I make up for it by always leaving =
early.
I hired a =
handyman and gave him a list of jobs to do, but of the jobs on the list, =
he only completed numbers 1,3,5 and 7.
Evidently, he only does odd =
jobs.
I took a =
hands-on test last week to see if I could become an insect inspector. =
I think I will get the job because I boxed all the right =
ticks.
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=E2=80=8BWorkin=
g as a lumberjack for the past 3 years I know that I have cut down =
exactly 10,432 trees.
I know because =
every time I cut one down, I keep a log.
=E2=80=8BMy =
boss is mad because he must always come searching for me. =
But he knows a =
good worker is hard to find.
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=8B
I have decided =
to quit my job as a personal trainer at the gym because the weights are =
too heavy.
I am going to =
hand in my too weak notice.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"