I once read =
that in Alaska the men are men and so are the =
women.
It also =
mentioned that if you’re a single woman there, your odds are good, =
but the goods are odd.
~~
"Sherlock, why is your front door painted =
yellow?"
"A lemon entry, my dear =
Watson; a lemon entry.”
~~
I went to a =
theatrical performance on puns.
Found out it =
was just another play on words.
~~
Every chicken =
coop must only have 2 doors.
If it has 4 =
doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
~~
I have lots of jokes about unemployed people.
None of them work.
~~
Two=
blind dudes are fighting viciously, and I didn’t want to get hurt =
trying to stop them.
So,=
I shouted, “I’m betting on the dude with the =
knife!”
~~
Know what is odd to me?
Any number not divisible by 2.
~~
I thought I could hide my real age by just acting like my =
grandchildren.
Turns out I was just kidding myself.
~~
Don’t ever =
have multiple people wash dishes together.
It’s hard for =
them to stay in sink.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"