Some time back =
a humorist penned fictional “Knights” by tweaking real words =
or phrases. Brought smiles reading about the “largest knight =
of the round table’ (Sir Cumference) or the knight who enjoyed =
steak each day (Sir Loin of Beef). So, I’ve compiled some =
unfamiliar men who have joined the knighthood of humor. These =
include:
Sir Real =3D the abstract artist
Sir Vivor =3D =
the last knight standing on the island
Sir Passer =3D =
the top-rated quarterback in his league
Sir Fur =3D =
last seen riding the waves (also known as “the =
dude”)
Sir Tax =3D =
the knight of bureaucracy, adding government fees to =
everything
Sir Render =3D =
the most cowardly knight, always afraid to fight =
Sir Veiliance =
=3D the leading undercover detective on =
stakeouts
Sir Miser =3D =
like you, he always guessed right
Sir Prise =3D =
the knight who shows up unexpectedly
Sir Rosis of =
Liver =3D he drank too much in the days of wine and =
roses
Sir Roundsound =
=3D the loudest talker that everyone in the castle could =
hear
Sir Cuss =3D =
the foul-mouthed clown of the round table
Hope this =
inspires your thinking; we encourage you to share about other =
“knights” who can join our illustrious =
band.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"