My doctor told =
me to start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body and =
because I’m allergic to a hard workout (so allergic that I break =
out . . . in sweat), I’ve devised the following:
MONDAY
Beat around =
the bush
Jump to =
conclusions
Make mountains =
out of mole hills
TUESDAY
Drag my =
heels
Push my =
luck
Hit the nail =
on the head
WEDNESDAY
Bend over =
backwards
Jump on the =
Band Wagon
Run around in =
circles
THURSDAY
Toot my own =
horn
Pull out all =
the stops
Add fuel to =
the fire
FRIDAY
Put my foot in =
my mouth
Start the ball =
rolling
Go over the =
edge
SATURDAY
Pick up the =
pieces.
Climb the =
walls
Open a can of =
worms
SUNDAY
Kneel in =
prayer
Bow my head in =
thanksgiving
Uplift my =
hands in praise
Hug someone =
and encourage them
What a =
Workout!
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"