Mr. Peanut =
died. His last words were recorded when he said to his wife, =
“I’ll be home in a Jiff”.
**
A Wisconsin =
dairy farmer won $1,000,000 in the State Lotto and was asked what he =
would do next. He said he would just keep on farming until it was =
all gone.
**
Everyone was =
startled when a new-born baby immediately spoke. It’s first =
words were, “Glad to finally be born. I was running out of =
womb”.
**
A Weight =
Watcher demonstrator was arrested for shoplifting cupcakes. (truth, even =
if not funny)
**
In the =
obituary column, the inventor of spell-check has =
died.
His funnel is =
tomato
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"