This just in . =
. . According to inside contacts, the wide swings in US financial =
institutions show no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting =
worse. So some recommend shifting overseas investments to Japanese =
bank, if you have a yen. Here are some insights if this is your =
desire.
Following last =
week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are now hearing that Sumo =
Bank has gone belly up.
Experts say =
that Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its =
branches.
Karaoke Bank =
is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a =
song.
Meanwhile, =
shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived.
Rumors =
continue that 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. =
Mitsubishi and =
Kawasaki Banks seemed to be accelerating promotions and engineering a =
new sales vehicle.
Finally, =
analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and =
the staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Stay tuned for =
more unsolicited advice.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"