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**M=
y friend asked me to ship him a semi-truck load of food for Thanksgiving =
but it just wasn’t palatable.
**Love a big holiday breakfast, =
but a boiled egg in the morning sure is hard to beat.
**I=
kept telling my wife I’d get around to making pancakes some =
morning this week. She thinks I’m waffling.
**Old colanders don’t =
die. They just can’t take the strain anymore.
**I=
burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. I think I should have cooked it on aloha =
temperature.
**Surprised to see folks at the =
supermarket fighting over Thanksgiving ingredients. Some guy just threw =
milk and cheese at a woman. How dairy!
**I’ve given up drinking =
coffee. It was giving me a latte problems.
and
I =
went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs. The =
waitress asked me, “How would you like your eggs =
cooked.”
I asked, “Does it affect the =
price?”
“No, not at all.” she replied.
I said, =
“In that case I’d like them cooked with bacon, sausage and a =
side of hashbrowns, please.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"