[Mo=
re food jokes I’m sure you’ll find easy to digest, and not =
leave a bad taste in your mouth]
**M=
y three favorite things are eating my family and not using =
commas.
**M=
y blind friend plans on eating seafood for Thanksgiving. I =
don’t have the heart to tell him it won’t help.
**M=
y granddaughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, =
when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. =
Bear?”
In =
my best bear voice, I replied, “No thanks, I’m =
stuffed!”
**W=
hat do you call a person who eats other people slowly? A =
cannibble.
**S=
ometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat. Then I =
remember they feed off of attention.
**M=
y daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and =
tried to eat it. Evidently she craves anarchy.
**I=
went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast. It was a millennial =
falcon.
**What do you call =
friends you like to eat with? Tastebuds.
**My wife and I =
were stuck in traffic. I said, “I’m turning =
round.”
She said, “I know. Stop =
eating so much ice cream.”
**What kind of =
cheese does Medusa eat? Gorgonzola.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"