[All week we will amaze you at the depth of humor we lack. =
Shopping for jokes? You’ve no idea what’s in store for you. =
Check them out now before someone else bags them]
**I=
love candy canes when they’re in mint condition.
**I=
’ve written a song about a tortilla. Well, it’s more of a =
wrap.
**M=
y girlfriend quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up =
with the hole business.
**I=
went to a seafood party last week and pulled a mussel.
**D=
o butchers link sausages to make ends meat?
**I=
went to a barbecue the other night and I was going to take home all the =
left overs, but someone else foiled my plans.
**W=
hen making butter there is little margarine for error.
**I=
went for a meal with a taxidermist the other day. I was stuffed =
afterward.
**My =
family told me to stop telling lame Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I =
couldn’t quit cold turkey."
and=
I =
was walking past the dairy case in the store today when I saw a sign =
saying, “All items one-third off.”
So I bought a dozen =
eggs.
Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"