Justin K said, =
“I just found out that my neighbors held a meeting to discuss that =
crazy person who lives on our block. I’m surprised I =
wasn’t invited.”
Sue W admits, =
“Inside me is a skinny woman trying to get out. But I can shut her =
up with cookies.”
Robert C =
shared this Thanksgiving announcement: “Our local market is giving =
out free turkeys to anyone who can outrun =
security.”
Traci L asks, =
“All I want for Christmas is to be taken off the extended warranty =
call list.”
Steve S =
wondered, “My wife blames me for ruining her birthday. =
That’s ridiculous. I didn’t even know it was her =
birthday.”
Debbie H =
teaches, “Taller people sleep longer in =
bed.”
Curtis K =
lamented, “I asked a gal to meet up at the fitness center, but she =
never showed up. That’s when I knew we’d never work =
out.”
Todd C =
learned, “I got fired from my job for asking customers =
‘Smoking’ or ‘Non-smoking’. Apparently the =
correct terms are ‘Cremation’ and =
‘Burial’.”
Wanda R =
advises, “Dance as if no one is watching but e-mail as if it will =
be read in court someday.”
Richard G =
thought, “These corduroy pillow-cases sure are making =
headlines.”
Phil B warns, =
“If children don’t learn to stop lying, they may grow up to =
be Facebook fact-checkers.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"