Gary C =
laments, ‘My memory is like an etch-a-sketch. I shake my head and =
forget everything.”
Christina M =
revealed, “Computer said password ‘SAMSON’ was =
weak. Changed to ‘SAMSONWITHHA!R” and that was =
strong.”
Thom D =
complains, “I hate when cashiers feel the need to check my =
currency for fraud. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t =
be shopping at Dollar Tree.”
Linda Kaye P =
shared, “A co-worker said ‘Could you be any more =
annoying?’ So today I wore tap shoes to =
work.”
Bru=
ce M related, “When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my =
head. The first one says, ‘You need to eat the chocolate.’ =
The second one says, ‘You heard. Eat the =
chocolate.’"
Sco=
tt M opined, “Heard that a local bakery burned down last night. I =
thought wow, they’re toast now.”
Rob=
in K said, “According to the chocolate left in my Advent Calendar, =
there are only three days until Christmas.”
Tim M reminds =
us, “The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its =
illegal occupation of November.”
Ken M adds, =
“Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front =
door forever.”
Leslie M =
advises, “Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving =
Dinner. It’s going to save you money on Christmas =
gifts.”
Pete Z shared, =
“Went to pay for my burger and they would not accept my $50 dollar =
bill since they had encountered some counterfeit money earlier. So =
I offered the teen cashier a $25 bill instead and he happily accepted =
it.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"