[I often quote =
my friends but decided to stoop lower and look at what other folks were =
saying across social media.=C2=A0 Names withheld for fear of bad =
publicity from it 😊 =
]
=E2=80=9CDo =
you know what I love most about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the =
grass, the dirt. And that=E2=80=99s just in the hot =
dogs.=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CI =
intend to live forever.=C2=A0 So far, so =
good.=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CWhy =
do they call it rush hour when nothing =
moves?=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CHousew=
ork won=E2=80=99t kill you. But then again, why take the =
chance?=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CI had =
a friend take me to what he said was an escape room. Turns out, he just =
locked me in the closet.=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CI =
like to practice magic. Last night, I was driving, and I turned into a =
driveway.=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CI=E2=80=
=99ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people =
who live in the apartment above me are =
furious.=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CI =
thought I=E2=80=99d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I =
thought, why should I? He never reads any of =
mine.=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CBefore=
going to my meet my new wife=E2=80=99s relatives, she lectured me on =
how to act. =E2=80=98Don=E2=80=99t try to be too charming, too witty or =
too intellectual. Just be =
yourself.=E2=80=99=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CBy =
the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he=E2=80=99s too old to =
go anywhere.=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CI was =
sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run =
over.=E2=80=9D
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"