[Sadly, we dug =
around and found some more skeleton jokes. Apologies in =
advance.]
Why didn’t the =
skeleton eat spicy food?
He didn’t =
have the stomach for it.
Why do =
skeletons like to drink milk?
Everyone know =
milk is so good for the bones.
Why didn’t the =
skeleton watch a scary movie?
He didn’t have =
the guts.
Why are =
skeletons so calm?
Because =
nothing gets under their skin.
What do you =
call a skeleton who uses a door bell instead of =
knocking?
A dead =
ringer.
Why do =
skeletons hate the winter?
Because the =
cold goes right through them.
Who won the =
skeleton beauty contest?
No =
body.
What do you =
call a skeleton who went out in the snow?
A numbskul=
l.
Why don’t =
skeletons like parties?
Because they =
have no body to dance with.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"