[Here are some =
scary Halloween “Dad Jokes”]
Q: What =
do you get when you burn a monster in Budapest?
A: Hungarian =
ghoul ash.
Q: Why do =
ghosts speak Latin?
A: Because it’s a dead =
language.
Q: What =
does a ghost do when he gets in the car?
A: Puts on his sheet =
belt.
Q: Why do =
ghosts hate rainy Halloweens?
A: It dampens their =
spirits.
Q: What =
kind of boats do vampires travel in?
A: Blood =
vessels.
Q: What=
217;s a witch’s favorite subject in =
school?
A: Spelling.
Q: Why =
are demons and ghouls always together?
A: Because demons are a =
ghoul’s best friend.
Q: How do =
monsters like their =
eggs?
A: Terror-fried.
Q: What =
do you call a chicken that haunts your house?
A: A =
poultrygeist.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"