[Since the end =
is near (of October) and reasons for celebration diminish in Novembrrrr, =
time to unload some lame jokes for Halloween. If you do not celebrate =
Halloween, please send your candy to me.]
Q: What’s a =
vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: =
Neck-tarine.
Q: Why can’t =
ghosts lie?
A: Because you =
can see right through them.
Q: What does a =
skeleton say before eating?
A: Bone =
Appetit. (more skeleton jokes coming later in the =
week)
Q: Which =
monster loves to dance?
A: The =
Boogieman.
Q: What do the =
neighborhood children say at the door on =
Halloween?
A: Twix or =
Treat.
Q: What types =
of televisions are in haunted houses?
A: Wide scream =
TVs.
Q: Why are =
mummies good employees?
A: They get =
wrapped up in their work.
Q: How does a =
scarecrow drink his juice?
A: With a =
straw.
Q: What did =
one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Do you =
believe in people?
Q: What did =
Dad say to all the kids trying to hide their trick-or-treat =
bag?
A: Hey you =
little monsters. Quit goblin all the =
candy.
And a little =
candy humor to sweeten up these pathetic jokes:
*No matter how much =
Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to =
waist.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"