[Ce=
lebrated Columbus Day and found assorted lame jokes related to this =
during the week]
How=
did Christopher Columbus pay for his trip to the new land?
He =
used his Discover card.
Wha=
t was the biggest event in 1492?
Natives discovered a confused =
Columbus.
Was=
Columbus a big sports fan?
Yes. He rooted for the Mariners in =
baseball and against the Vikings in football.
Was=
Columbus a good students?
No. Just average and always willing to =
work at C-Level.
How=
did the crew of the Santa Maria wash their clothes?
The=
y used tide.
How=
was Columbus’s ship like Black Friday shoppers?
The=
y’re both driven by sales!
Lee=
Trevino famously replied about celebrating Columbus Day
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220;Columbus went around the world in 1492.
Tha=
t isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the =
course.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"