[Tweens are =
not little kids that giggle at our silly jokes, yet not really teens or =
young adults who can catch levels of humor far advanced. So here =
are some 4th-7th grade jokes they might enjoy. Or at least not roll =
their eyes at too loudly.
BTW, a recent =
scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 tweens, 97% are too =
lazy to actually read that number. Percentage may be higher for any age =
that read the Grif Net blog]
Are monsters =
good at math?
No, unless you Count Dracula
Why did =
Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she =
ran away from the ball
What did the =
Doctor say to the 6th grade boys who kept stealing =
things?
Take these =
tablets; if that doesn’t work get me a flat screen =
TV
Why does =
Humpty Dumpty love autumn better than summer?
Because Humpty =
Dumpty had a great fall
Why does a =
Tween love pressing F5 over and over?
It’s so =
refreshing
Why did the =
droid always take the long way to school?
He was an R2 =
Detour
Why =
can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the =
bathroom?
Because it has =
a silent p.
What is red, =
orange, and full of disappointment?
Middle school =
pizza.
Why do tween =
girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can’t =
even
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"