Don=
‘t mess with old people; life imprisonment is not that much of a =
deterrent anymore.
How many retirees to change a light bulb? Only one, but it =
might take all day.
Fir=
st year in retirement is called the "initial" state because of =
SS, CD’s, IRA’s, and AARP.
So =
many retirees attend church because now they are cramming for the final =
exam.
Ret=
irement sounds like fun, until you realize you’re too old, too broke, =
and too tired to leave the couch.
Now=
that you’re retired, you can binge watch all those great Netflix shows! =
Not sure what will you do the second week.
Regular naps prevent retirees from reaching old age, =
especially if you take them while driving.
Wor=
k hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy =
the things only the young can enjoy.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"