* I woke up =
the other morning with a real desire to exercise. So I stayed in bed =
till the desire went away.
* I walk =
everywhere for my health — but I never find it.
* I may not =
jog or workout — but I’m a very brisk eater.
* My wife has =
come up with a brand new exercise — she shops =
faster.
* Somebody =
told me to try walking backwards for increased exercise. With everything =
I’ve stepped in, I put on eight pounds.
* I even get =
exercise from magazines. I bend over to pick up all those =
subscription cards that keep falling out.
* I don’t =
believe in jogging or working out at a gym. When I die, I want it =
to be from some illness.
* My =
cardiologist says I have the body of a 35-year old. He even asked =
where the guy was buried.
* I was =
bragging to a neighbor the other day that I could still do everything I =
did when I was 30. My wife spoke up and said, =
"Yeah. And you should have seen what terrible shape he was in =
when he was 30."
[thanks, Jim =
M, for the flashback to an old grif net blog]
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"