Have you ever =
noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone =
driving faster is a maniac?
Have you ever =
noticed your wife’s “ready in 5 minutes” and your own =
“be home in 5 minutes” are exactly the =
same?
Have you ever =
noticed that Ireland is just one “sea” away from =
Iceland?
Have you ever =
noticed that nothing is impossible for someone who doesn’t have to =
do it?
Have you ever =
noticed that a smile is happiness you can find right under your =
nose?
Have you ever =
noticed that if you rip a hole in a net there are fewer holes in the =
net?
Have you ever =
noticed that the so-called Mexicans trying to get into the USA are =
speaking Spanish, not Mexican?
Have you ever =
noticed that among all your friends, the tallest one is the smartest and =
funniest?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"