{More random =
thoughts on the under-appreciated gift of =
sarcasm]
**My level of =
sarcasm has reached the point where I don’t even know if I’m =
kidding or not.
**I =
don’t like making plans in case they lead to the word =
‘premeditated’ being thrown around in a =
courtroom.
**I’m =
sorry. While you were talking I was struggling to figure out why you =
think I care.
**My =
life’s been full of disappointments and you’ve just been =
added to the list.
**When I said =
how stupid can you be it wasn’t meant to be a =
challenge.
**No, I =
wouldn’t say I’m the best in the world but I’m =
confident I’m in the Top 1.
**You should =
be careful if you don’t want to be offended. I can speak fluent =
sarcasm.
**You think =
you’re street smart but I’m guessing that’s Sesame =
Street..
**Oh, you were =
talking to me? I’m sorry I thought there was something wrong with =
you.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"