Overheard at =
our house . . .
Bob: Honey, I =
think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.
Teresa: No, =
Sweetie. It’s the fridge.
Bob: I am =
afraid I might be having memory issues.
Teresa: How =
long has this problem been going on?
Bob: What =
problem?
Teresa: Look =
at the neighbors down the street, how lovely they look. He keeps holding =
her hand, kissing her, even holding the door for her. Why =
can’t you do the same?
Bob: Are you crazy? I barely know that =
woman.
Bob: I =
haven’t been sleeping well lately.
Teresa: Well =
there goes the last of your talents.
Bob: Doctor =
gave me a pill to help me sleep thru the night, but I’m not sure =
I’ll try it.
Teresa: Sounds =
wonderful. Why not give it a try?
Bob: Bottle says “Take 1 =
every two hours”.
Teresa: =
I’m concerned that our washing machine isn’t pumping out =
water.
Bob: Oh, =
my. I’ll add that to my list. I’m still =
concerned that we can’t find the hamster =
anywhere.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"