[Need more =
jokes to survive dull lessons? Here you go, =
kiddos]
Q. Why did the =
M&M go to school?
A. Because he =
really wanted to be a Smartie
Q. What did =
the algebra book say to the science book?
A. Boy, do I =
have problems
Q. Why do =
magicians do so well in school?
A. =
They’re good at trick questions
Q. Why was the =
teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
A. She had =
bright students
Q. =
What’s the king of all school supplies?
A. The =
ruler
Q. Why is glue =
bad at math?
A. It always =
gets stuck on problems
.
Q. How do you =
make one vanish?
A. Add a =
‘g’ to the beginning and it’s =
gone
Q. =
What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your =
mom’s day?
A. A school =
bus
Q. Why =
didn’t the sun go to college?
A. Because it =
already had a million degrees
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"