[Jokes for the =
kids to make light in the dark days of Fall and return to the torture of =
elementary schools]
Q. =
What’s the difference between a teacher and a =
train?
A. A teacher =
says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! =
Chew!”
Q. Why did the =
boy try to eat his math homework?
A. Because the =
teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Q. Have you =
heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
A. She =
couldn’t control her pupils!
Q. What kind =
of tree does a math teacher climb?
A. =
Geometry
Q. What kind =
of school do surfers go to?
A. Boarding =
school.
Q. How can you =
make seven even?
A. Take away =
the “s”.
Q. Why did the =
music teacher need a ladder?
A. To reach =
the high notes.
Q. How do you =
make sure to get straight A’s?
A. You use a =
ruler!
Q. Who is =
everyone’s best friend on the first day of =
school?
A. Their =
princi-PAL.
Q. What did =
the triangle say to the circle?
A. =
You’re pointless
Q. What do =
librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A. =
Bookworms
Q. What flies =
around grade school at night?
A. The =
alpha-bat.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"